beautyandair:

searchingthe-sky:

No time to explain.  Get in the plane.

I should do this sometime, to mess with a friend

beautyandair:

searchingthe-sky:

No time to explain.  Get in the plane.

I should do this sometime, to mess with a friend

(via azdexco)

(via agentrodgers)

Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself

danidollfacex:

paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

I tried to scroll too..

(via rhiannonintheskywithdiamonds)

lanashiftdelrey:

being the third wheel

image

(via pizza)

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

(via joshpeck)

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

(via watchingowls)

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via peachperfection)

tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

(via whore-at-your-door)

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

(via peachperfection)

sevendevils-allaroundme:

olivers-ykes:

marissasworld98:

tyleroakley:

starllex:

quickweaves:

the screech is where i lose it 

I watched this like 9 times already

literally what is happening

bruh

let’s bring this back

oh puberty

(via rhiannonintheskywithdiamonds)

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via laughcentre)

kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

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(via hi)

hellstobetsy:

themaddestofthemad:

#don’t be fooled this is the saddest children’s movie ever made

I like how he’s the luckiest kid “in America”, like there’s some Candian asshole with two giant robots.

(via pickles-and-books)